America: dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of hotness. And, in the spirit of our Founding Fathers, all of whom appreciated a foxy lass in scanty clothing, today we present to you twenty ultra-patriotic women clad in nothing but the American flag. Stars and stripes forever, baby.
English model Lucy Pinder lets us know that there’s no hard feelings over that whole Revolutionary War thing. If the British were trying to force us to take this kind of import, we’d still be a colony.
Let’s open big, shall we – probably the hottest supermodel in the business right now, Gisele Bundchen, getting ultra-patriotic with both a star-spangled bikini and an old-school cellphone case.
The lovely Charisma Carpenter first came to the world’s attention on Buffy The Vampire Slayer, but obviously she’s stayed busy (and hot) since that show went off the air.
I’m not 100% certain who this flag-bedecked hottie is, but she sure makes the symbol of our brave nation look nice.
Do you remember back when Cindy Crawford was like the dictionary definition of hotness? I mean, she’s still extremely hot now, but back when she was at her peak it was like Cindy Crawford at first place, every other woman on Earth somewhere around 60,000.
The Dead Or Alive movie wasn’t a high point in the world of video game adaptations, but it did give us Jamie Pressly in a star-spangled bikini top and short cutoffs, so that’s not so bad.
Milla Jovovich was born in the Ukraine, but she’s obviously embraced America as the awesomest place on Earth.
Country musicians are usually pretty into the flag, and Julianne Hough is no exception. The former Dancing With The Stars contestant looks pretty lovely wrapped in Old Glory.
I’m not quite sure who this anonymous patriotic hottie is, but I’d salute her flag any day. In fact, I might be saluting in right now.
Flag swimsuits aren’t a new invention – peep retro hottie Raquel Welch in this number from classic bizarro flickMyra Breckenridge. The white cowboy boots are a nice touch.
Another Eastern European who eagerly embraced our awesome non-Communist way of life, Polish modelJoanna Krupa fills out the grand old flag real well.
Heidi Montag, back when she only had a little bit of plastic surgery. I’m not going to post a picture of current Heidi Montag because I love America too much.
Tawny Roberts may be a… shall we say, inappropriate for children’s film actress, but that doesn’t stop her loving America with every inch of her beautiful body, most of which she’s shown off at one point or another.
Hayden Panettiere is kind of stretching the definition of “flag” here, but are you going to demand we remove this photo? I didn’t think so.
Quite nice photo of Elizabeth Shue in her prime, clad in nothing but the American flag. That flag looks like it’s seen some use, too – maybe that’s just a regular Saturday outfit for her?
I’m old enough to remember when Pamela Anderson was hot, but if you weren’t around then, this all-American picture should give you some idea of what I’m talking about.
Not sure who this girl is (and trying to ignore her horrific belly button piercing), but if she stretches any farther back, we’re going to have some 4th of July fireworks.
Model Frankie Rayder looks pretty good in an American flag in the back of a speedboat. I’d like to think this is a scene from a direct to DVD movie and she has two UZIs under there.
Oh, Jessica Simpson. You used to be “a dumb girl who was really hot.” Now you’re “a dumb girl who used to be really hot.” Will you ever recapture your former glory?
I don’t know who this lady is, but there’s not a doubt in my head that she can recite the entire Constitution and every amendment by heart. Don’t you think?
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