The Hooters Swim Pageant in Ft. Lauderdale was Ridiculous

Recently, Hooters girls competed in the 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts in downtown Fort Lauderdale.  More than 130 women from across the world competed in the annual contest.

So this essentially gave all the men in the audience yet another reason to leave their significant others.  While it may have lead some men to stray it simply baffled me.  Why?  Oh I don’t know.  Where are all these incredibly hot women in my neighborhood?

Why is that I can go online and find 1000 hot chicks in five seconds and yet I don’t see many in person?  Is there a conspiracy I don’t know about?

Oh yeah, on a side note. 75% of these girls are hotter than any famous actress.  Just thought I’d point that out.

Hooters contest after the jump

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English Model Amy Jackson

I’m actually amazed that Amy Jackson doesn’t have a D or higher cup considering that she’s English.  Still though, she’s more than worthy of a spot on this site.  For those that aren’t familiar with Amy, she’s an English model who isn’t even 20 yet.  She won the Miss Teen World pageant in 2008 and has been rolling ever since.

What’s amazing about her is that she’s only 18 and has no qualms about doing all these sexy shoots.  I sure as hell hope she becomes a Miss World some day as she’d be my perfect candidate.

More of Amy after the jump.

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Puerto Rican Sexy Model

Hello! My name is Lissette but I prefer Josie!

Hailing from the boogie down Bronx, I am half Puerto Rican and half Egyptian. I represent the here and now. I model to feel alive, to create, to pacify that part of me that’s screaming to get out.

Trends in fashion are forever changing and I love experimenting and applying my awareness to detail as much as possible.From the inception of an idea to the final frame, I bring you the creativity that’s been living in my head. My inspiration comes from Punk Rock to Hip Hop, Annie Leibovitz to Gil Elvgren, Betty Page to Kate Beckinsale, Alternative to Glamour to whatever I’m in the mood for.

My pictures represent two years of hard work as I try to let go of any preconceived thoughts and push the propaganda envelope to inspire my inner beauty. I am always open to collaboration with like minded people that have the same burning desire to create art as I do. The arts are what makes this world go round after all.

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It’s All About Fun with Alexa Delao

“I’m all about having fun! I’m interested in almost any job, big or small. I am an extremely outgoing girl with lots of creativity up my sleeve”  You know something?  I believe that about you Ms. Alexa Delao.  I really do.  Considering that Alex is only 20 and lives in San Diego why shouldn’t her life be all about fun?

Can’t you just see this girl being the happy go lucky shot girl who you tip way too generously?  Man I love little ladies like this.   She’s 5’5 110 lbs and just seems like a ball of fun.  Yay!

More of Alexa after the jump.

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Quite Possibly The Sexiest Soccer Photos Ever

Yeah yeah it’s the World Cup.  Have you had your fill yet?  Honestly I haven’t watched more than two minutes of any game.  I just don’t find it all that interesting.  However, you really have to hand it to foreign countries don’t you?   You might be wondering why.  Oh because their versions of our magazines absolutely kick ass.

Let’s take FHM Spain for example.  Of course right before the World Cup what do they do?  Release this little spread of sexy soccer girls.  But this isn’t just awesome.  This could very well be the sexiest set of soccer girl pictures I’ve ever seen.

Enjoy the pictures people.

Good God I’d take a red card from this broad any day of the week.  Are you kidding me?

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