The 20 Hottest Girls Of Horror

So The Last Exorcism followed up Piranha 3-D to make a double play of excellent horror at the end of August. We decided to celebrate the only way we know how – with scantily clad ladies. What’s the common thread in horror movies, besides people getting murderized? Hot girls, of course. Sex and violence prime the deepest roots of our brain, so it’s natural they’d go together well. In this gallery, 20 of the most bodacious babes to ever star in horror flicks.

Let’s lead with the bodacious Kelly Brook, who lit up the screen (and made it a little redder) in Piranha 3-D the same month she was announced as a Playboy cover model. That’s two things to cross off your bucket list.

In addition to playing vamp stabber Buffy, Sarah Michelle Gellar also starred in I Know What You Did Last Summer and the American remake of The Grudge.

Radha Mitchell was great in this year’s The Crazies, maybe the best George Romero remake to date.

You have to be down with scary stuff to marry Rob Zombie, let alone act in his films, so Sheri Moon Zombie for sure earned a spot on this list.

Shannon Elizabeth has one of the more embarrassing death scenes on this list (murdered in the shower by a living snowman in Jack Frost), but I’m sure she can get over it.

Here’s a new face – British-born Emily Booth was in one of the fake Grindhouse trailers, but this brunette hottie has a slavering thirst for the horror genre, with lots of fun B-grade slashers under her belt.

Ali Larter may have made her bones on Heroes, but I’ll always remember her from the first Final Destination, a true classic in the “teenagers dying” genre.

Okay, so I don’t watch One Tree Hill. There’s only so many hours in the day! But Sophia Bush was great in the remake of The Hitcher, and she’s lethally hot, so here we go.

Most of the ladies on this list are victims, but Shawnee Smith flips the script in the Saw series as Amanda Young, apprentice to the demonic serial killer Jigsaw.

Rose McGowan is an actress made for horror films, with her dusky eyes and impressive decolletage. She was in the first Scream as well as the awesome Planet Terror.

Before Jessica Biel got all A-list, she was entertainingly trashy (and smoking hot) in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.

Look at Jordan Ladd here, all smiles. It seems like only yesterday we were watching her skin rot off in Cabin Fever!

Odette Yustman was pretty much the greatest thing about The Unborn. She’s pretty great.

Sarah Polley was great in the Dawn of the Dead remake, as well as this year’s creep-o “science gone wrong” pic Splice.

I know what Jennifer Love Hewitt did last summer – thankfully broke up with Jamie Kennedy.

The gorgeous Monica Keena made her horror debut in Freddy Vs. Jason, but she’s soon to star in the remake ofNight Of The Demons.

Asia Argento is horror royalty – the daughter of legendary Italian director Dario Argento, this gorgeous girl has starred in dozens of movies, notably Land Of The Dead.

Hopping into the Wayback Machine for Kari Wuhrer, who not only played Swamp Thing’s girlfriend but was also in Eight Legged Freaks. That’s a resume!

Kate Beckinsale seems to be done with the Underworld series, and the world is poorer for their loss.

Emily Blunt looked great in period clothes in The Wolfman. Plus she’s married to the dude from The Office. No, not Dwight.

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The 20 Hottest Girls Wearing Beaters

Sleeveless T-shirts may not exactly scream classy, or even whisper it quietly, but we love them on girls anyway. Why? Because not every girl needs to get taken home to meet Mama. Beaters are simple, and although in their natural state they’re not very revealing, they are easily tailored to a girl’s level of sluttiness. So without further ado, check out our gallery of 20 girls who look much better than Eminem in a wife beater.

t may be a little dark for this girl to be wearing sunglasses, but she needs them to protect her eyes from how blindingly hot she is in that ripped up beater.

As this girl proves, the great thing about beaters is you can wear them literally anywhere.

You may think those guys in the background are crazy to be walking away from this girl, but it’s actually free hose day at Circuit City. Don’t worry, they’ve got a plan.

The nice thing about being this hot is you can claim your shirt is whatever color you want and nobody will tell you you’re wrong.

Here’s Natasha Yi, former model for The Price is Right and the runner up in our Most Destroyed Beater contest.

And here’s our winner for Most Destroyed Beater. Although, from the looks of this girl, that beater’s probably had to do a lot of hard work.

We’re not sure what is going on with this girl’s shorts (or her shoes), but we think this is probably the way all the other Italians felt when they saw Da Vinci’s flying machine. To be great is to be misunderstood.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan going for the thug look in a wife beater, now that she’s fresh out of prison and all.

With this photo, Keeley Hazell makes two very compelling arguments for why the US should never have rebelled against Britain.

In The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Jessica Biel managed to take time out from her day of running from a psychotic murderer with a chainsaw to make sure her top was tied just right. We appreciate it, Jessica, we really do.

If the police looked like this, we think they’d have a lot less trouble arresting people.

Black & white photography makes everything classier.

Don’t be embarrassed, not everybody is all that good at kissing. But if you need some help practicing..

This girl’s being recruited to play safety for the Falcons. She’s no good at pass coverage, but it doesn’t matter since the receivers can’t keep their eyes on the ball anyway.

Fergie can be very hit or miss with the sexiness, but every girl looks good in a cut up beater.

Elisha Cuthbert: the girl next door so hot her entire home literally glows.

Here’s a nice, tasteful picture of Christina Aguilera in the good ol’ days before she got plastic surgery, back when her rack could actually fit in a beater.

And here’s Britney Spears rocking the wife beater back in her prime too. The new millennium must have looked so promising to wife beater enthusiasts.

The term “wife beater” is pretty popular, but we prefer “Instant Wet T-Shirt Contest.” Just add water.

You could say Alyssa Milano looks hot in this wife beater, but we think she’d look great even without it.

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The 20 Hottest Pictures of Beyonce

Beyonce owns the Grammy awards, performs for Presidents, got hitched to Jay-Z and works with charities. It’s amazing she has time to look amazing. Check out the 20 Hottest Pictures of Beyonce:

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